OT- Silly Tax Q

[bfish]

Just wondering how many $ would be saved if we could just mail our tax payments directly to Haliburton/KBR?

On the positive side, what they got from me this year won't go very far.

Just had to burn $5 gas going to town to deposit $10, so my $36 payment would clear...

I think it's time for a

Cheers!

[Audio_by_Goodwill]

Originally posted by bfish:
Just wondering how many $ would be saved if we could just mail our tax payments directly to Haliburton/KBR?

On the positive side, what they got from me this year won't go very far.

Just had to burn $5 gas going to town to deposit $10, so my $36 payment would clear...

I think it's time for a

Cheers!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sorry about that Bfish..... not all is bad in taxland, Though. I'm getting back money from the Fed's and from the state..... gotta pay city, though as that' not taken out of my paycheck.

[Mike Gibson]

It's a good thing you paid up Feesh. Otherwise Uncle Sugar would attach your boat and take your fishing pole.

[bfish]

Attasch thisch, Unk..(hic)

Jush try an take my fisching pole pole...(sip, swallow)...I'll ekshurcize my arms to bear right... (hic, pour)...

Itsch all clear now, (sip, swallow). It's one big consp...consp...you know...

Who put a closet wear my baffroom was?...(hic)

I love you man...

[armandh]

what is the difference between death and taxes?

there is not a bunch of people meeting twice a year trying to make death worse.

[Old Guy]

The economy is so bad A Washington politician was caught with his hand in his own pocket...

BTW one of the expenditures is the new 20.000 pound bomb- get hit with this it's all over...

http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q...ATT0000111.jpg

[RonSSS]

I paid 2 grand combo State and Fed. So quit whining......
I don't let em use my money for a year interest free.

Ron

[gamalot]

I just made my contribution!

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2007 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00
in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper;
dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of
Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per
toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6)
hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my
total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to
the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this
inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see
aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays
$22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws).

One screw is enclosed for your convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer

[bfish]

I thought she was pretty hot last night...

[Mike Gibson]

You need to get out more Feesh If she dropped into the lake you fish, you could walk the bottom and pick up the fish. She'd drain it for sure.